TWIWIWT: The What I Wish I Was Thread

Alright, as long as I get my two cents in on the issue.

first wish: unconditional success

second wish: instant restoration of all beings to forever lasting 100% pirfect health

third wish: "I wish for the third wish to be given to who ever needs it most"

I would use the power aquired in my frist wish to become the god of the new ideal world

First wish:A million dollars that was gained by lottery and no knows who gained that lottery and it was used to pay my parents bills and rent.

Second wish:World peace for at least ten years and no aliens come to take over the earth. (Lisa from the Simpsons wished for world peace. Aliens took over the earth afterwards. The episode was a parody of the Monkey's paw.)

Third wish:A portal into my own incredible mind with a chamber for my body when I exit it to get into the portal.

The last one would be a good one. Ah yes...*Thinks of the insane killers that was created by me like Fear and Friction* Or maybe not. Especially since I made a place called the Nightmare Zone where all of my worst fears and the world's greatest villians live in. For example the Grudge and Freddy Kreguer.

*ahem* no mater what situation I can mearly atempt to overcome it and it shall be overcome do to my unconditional success... for example if I wannted to say... undo all your wishes by zipping up my pants really fast it would work because of the ability

Enough of that...-_-" I think I'd go with Cat Ears and no death. That's all. and a tail.

i wish to have a thousand wishes and a helicopter

That's a really old wish, and not clever.

its alot more clever than just haveing 3 wishes lol

and a helicopter would be cool to go about in...just have to learn how to fly one first

That would be fun I guess. But I remember that the rule of wishes is you cannot wish for more wishes.

wish for no rules for wishes and then whish for a thousand whishes MUHAHAHA lol

or

i would wish for...... a beter computer! this thing is slow, ancient and keeps freezeing

Yeah...Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhht.

I wish for a pony! Not! You know what? Lets think on how each of the wishes have a side effect. Lots of bad things can happen with a wish. When they did a parody of The Monkey's Paw on the Simpsons. Homer was a very specific on a wish for a sandwich. It still came with a price! The price was that the bread was a little dry. What bad thing could happen with your wish?!

I pointed out that side effect on Admin-sama's disease free world.

Yeah...but what side effect would having a cat's tail have? I know! They will be mocked by everyone in the whole wide world!

I suppose.

What side effect would being good at guitar bring?

success?

your good with a guitar but you can only play country and western songs... O_o

Electric guitar or electric bass guitar. And it's a nice one. Very nice. 1960's Gibson. And be able to play any song without fail except dragonforce which sucks anyways, topped off with meeting Jimi Hendrix and having a ten minute conversation.
Beat that!

How about a wish where a meteor falls on your head? Wait! Food falls from the sky and I have a impentrable force field so I don't get crush by the food. And I am able to touch and eat the food and do normal stuff. I just can't be touch by dangerous stuff. Yeah!

again Ill just TRY to survive the medior/food and thus will

I said enough of that...

Enough of what? *Offers Admin-Sama a Monkey's Paw*

The "I'll be able to do it if I just try" thing admin-sama is doing.

He must be bored. *Offers Key the Monkey's Paw* If you have no idea what the Monkey's Paw is. Read the book called The Monkey's Paw. You might not want it after you read the book afterwards though...