Choose Your Own Adventure

A perfectly nondescript individual stands in a perfectly nondescript environment. Who is this mysterious stranger? Why, they are you! Of course. Who else but you could be so nondescript and plain? "Well," you might ask, "what will I do?" Why are you asking me? This is your adventure, after all. Everything thing you do is completely up to you, think of me as a guiding hand pushing the adventure along. A guiding hand who probably hates you.





First things first, let's give you a proper gender you poor bastard. Right now, it's just kind of a mess down there.

LOL! Are you the one who made this?

(gender- m/f? I choose cigar.)

(Anything goes Yo)

Gender is potato.

I chose Mewtwo....gender undefined!

Oh my... Now that is unusual. But that can't be right...





It must be your imagination! Yes, you think, you're just seeing things. After all, there is no way you have a...





Cigar between your legs! Drat. Now how will you fill out surveys? What would you even put? Cigar? No, that's just silly. Well, at least you can still sign them with your name. Oh, what was it again? In all the chaos, you seem to have forgotten it. What is your name?

Glarg is the name.

(Before I continue, I think I should clarify how answers will be chosen. It won't always be the first thing that's said, in fact it probably won't usually be the first thing. I will choose the answer I like most or the most popular answer.)

Credible, Justin Credible is the name. Say it all at once and you'll remember who I am.

Ash Johnson

*Edit*

Ashy Wang would also be cool....

Sugoi Butts

o.o I'll take that name borrowed from my friends in school lol

Yolrick Olrickson

AH! Now you remember! You can't believe you forgot your own name, especially when it's as cool as it is. "Credible." You say, turning on your swag, "Justin Credible. Say it all at once and you can't forget it." We'll politely ignore the fact that you just did.





You know, that would have been really cool had you been wearing pants while you said it. Hell it was still cool. That said, you should probably do something about the pants. Kids don't need to see that. They might take up smoking. What do you do?

Strut your stuff over to your pants pick em up and sling em over your shoulder

find an ashtray for your cigar, have you now shame?

Get a cigar clipper and clip it, it's not attractive otherwise.

Take a hit off it till its gone

You think it's high time you show a little decency, and strut your way over to were you tossed your pants. This time there are no bystanders to disprove of your lewd actions.



You pick up your pants, but seeing as you have no shoulders you just sort of drape them over your forearm butler style. It makes you feel servile. You don't like it. No one bosses Justin Credible around, hypothetically or otherwise!



You're quickly drawn out of your angry stupor when you hear the sound of something falling from a pants pocket. The sound of something falling from a pants pocket is "Boing" you guess? Never mind, what fell out of your pocket?

Your wallet with most of your money missing

A special ring that will change your life forever!

Cigar lighter

a very large wooden crate, one much larger than should have logically fit in your pocket in the first place

a majestic raptor, as soon as it hatches. I'm starting to think stealing that condor egg was a bad idea.

A Dragon Ball.