God, the creator of worlds

As you wish Captain Commander SoTaicho-sama.

Stumbles in the door with a bottle of whiskey in my hand. "Happy new year!!!"

".... Hi dear, diner's almost ready"

((((I am wearing a pink aprin.... DON'T YOU JUGE ME!))))

".... Hi dear, diner's almost ready"

((((I am wearing a pink aprin.... DON'T YOU JUGE ME!))))

daddy! runs up and hugs leg "get off me" He said kicking him in to a wall where he lay knocked out

LOL X 100! XD

*lays Naoki on the couch with an Ice pack and a tray next to him* "for when he wakes up"

Daddys doing the funny talking again, i wish he wouldnt do this...

*stes plates down on table* "just eat will ya? FOOD!" evryone rushes at table and starts eating

"You want to know how i got these scars? Come here ill show you. You see, my father was a drunk and a fiend. and one day he comes home especialy drunk and in a rage, my mother trying to protect me grabs a knife from the ketchin. My father didn't like that. after killing my mother he looks over at me and says WHY SO SEARIOUS, WHY SO SEAEIOUS, We need to put a smile on your face."

yes we all remember, it happened yesterday...

i stop breathing

oh nno one of my childern grows up to be a criminal! I have failed as a mother..... *sobs* "where did we go wrong Captain?... oh right the abuse..."

*runs over to Naoki and gives CPR, he is breathing again* "you... you scared my there little guy!" *hugs tight*

"I never went wrong! I just went OVER 9000!!!!!! You're the one who didn't make good enough meals for my happy time!"

Goku x 1000!!!

God bless us, evry o-gah! *whiskey bottle hits iggy on the head*

thats what you get your not alowd to be poor and happy so i through it.

(((this is a very dark sticom, like leave it to beaver meets hanibal rising)))

*totaly caves in (I am not a strong woman, or a woman at all for that matter....)* "y-yes I'll just cook beter s-s-sory"

Iggy lays bleeding on the floor, broken glass bits in his forhead

"Daddy's tired now, goodnight!" Passes out on the spot in the middle of the table.

daddy your head is in my spegetti

Mommy, gohans on the roof

*sigh* "that went alot beter than last nite... poor Rabolisk...." starts too sweep up broken glass "tend to your brother's bleeding head will ya? and get Gohan off the roof because mommy has pretend threapy to go to..."