Serious: Sorel Pirates Chapter 2: Travelling towards Arabasta

Somewhere on the Grand Line. The Sorel Pirates are sailing towards Arabasta. Although they don't know what the road holds for them.
"Oi Olcadan! Do you even know the way to Arabasta?" Raphael asked. "Yes, I've been there a few times." Olcadan replies. "Have any of you ever been to Arabasta?" Raphael asks the crew.

Shadow snored loudy, stuck sideways to the mast. Suddenly, a giant wave swept over the ship, sucking it down into depths of the ocean. Then the water burst into flames, engulfing them all in fire and burning them to ashes.
*poof*
"Oh... It was just a dream..."

"Can snails dream?" Raphael asked "what would be a nightmare for you then? Landing on my plate as first-course meal?" he then jokingly said.

"Can snails not dream?" Shadow responded, "I think you should go kill yourself zscfm,sdbnfgadbg ZZZZZ"
He fell asleep in mid sentance.

"Well I'll be damned, he's mocking me!" Raphael shouted while drawing his sword. "HOLD ON RAPHAEL!" Olcadan shouted "He's just narcoleptic, which is odd actually."

"What, no. I'm just mocking him." Shadow excalimed.

((Whats narcoleptic?))

((Narcolepsy, that disease where you fall asleep all the time xD))
"YOU SEE, HE IS MOCKING ME! WE NEED TO FIND A COOK SO HE CAN COOK THIS SNAIL UP!" Raphael rants ((which BTW goes on and on and on for a while xD))
"Would you 2 cut it out already, or I'll kick both your asses!" Olcadan, who is usually calm, suddenly shouted. Raphael looked at him in surprise.

"A cook? I happen to be a cook." Shadow said in response. "Dont worry, I'll be sure to put posion in your meals Rapheal~"

"Well, that might be useful, because tonight we're eating SNAIL SOUFLÉ so go ahead and poison yourself, it makes the catching you part less difficult." Raphael said.

"Good, I'll go find some snails to cook" Shadow joked, pretending to be completely oblivious that Rapheal was talking to him.

"Why you..." Raphael said, but then Olcadan jumped out at punched them both on their heads in a comedic fashion. ((Nami style xD)) "Damn it, I said stop it you two!"

"Yeah Rapheal, stop it." Shadow said. "By the way, I'm not actually a cook. Just kidding~"

Raphael looks at Olcadan "It was your idea to get him into our crew, so I'll give you the privilege of feeding him to Traffic. Where is Traffic anyway?"

"I haven't seen him at all today. Maybe when we find him we can let him eat you." Shadow added . "Oh wait, that already happened last night WHAT"

The snail lept off the mast, looking out at the sea. It appeared they were nearing albastara.

((trust me, we're nowhere close nearing Arabasta, this is a story BEFORE we arrive at Arabasta xD))
"What the hell are you talking about Shadow?" Raphael said "You're not making any sense.

((Oh, okay. disregard the albastara thing))

"So..." Shadow said "..What do we do now?"

((Any plot planned?))

((Yeah, but we need Traffic for that, but he's got finals soon, so he won't come online often these coming days =_= so this story will go a little slow 'till he finished his finals I think))

(hello =D)
"yawn!" traffic walks up the deck.
"is there any food?"
(ps I'll check daily, just not sure I can respond immediately every time )

"Yeah, you can eat Rapheal's swords" Shadow responded.

"No one, and I repeat NO ONE eats MY sword! It's an family heirloom!" Raphael said, he then looked towards Traffic "No one, got it?"

"Yeah, Traffic, that's probably not a good idea, after all, Rapheal touched them..." Shadow said. "So, I actually am a cook, so what do people want for dinner?"

((Shadow is kind of a cook, not too good though, just enough to get by))

"If there's no decent food, you?" Raphael cynically said.

However, as the crew was arguing a Marine ship spotted them on the horizon and proceeded to pursuit them.

"Hey, look!" Shadow exclaimed, "it's a plot device! And its coming right at us!"

The captain of the marine vessel emerged from the depths of the ship. He scratched at his beard, glancing out at the pirate ship.

"Hey! Sup!" Shadow yelled at the ship, waving with his eye.

"GASP!" The captain gasped gaspilly. "I recognize all the pirates on board, they all have bouonties!"

((I'm gonna go sleep so this'll be my last post of the day, sorry xD))
"I WANT THE IMMEDIATE CAPTURE OF THIS CREW, THEY'RE COMBINED BOUNTY IS 8850 BERRI!" and the Marines started to fire their cannons.
"TRAFFIC, EAT A CANNON AND FIRE RIGHT BACK AT THEM!" Raphael ordered "THE REST OF YOU, PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!!"

Shadow launced himself off the ship with the impact dial, sending himself spiralling onto the enemy boat. When he landed, he was surronded by three marines, each armed with swords.
He shigann'd one of them, and then used tekkai to block a sword coming down on him. He spun around, impacting off one's foot.