Gear Line Pirates Part 2: Piratey Deeds

Captain Cog, Captain Stripe, and Redmerv were all sitting together on the deck eating coconut pies. The sun was shininy brightly, white, puffy clouds rolled lazily by, a seagull lighted upon the mast of the ship.
"Captain Cog stretched his arms and lay back.
"So, as pirates, what would you guys like to do first?"

Redmerv answered '' plundering a marine ship, and stealing treasure''

"Hmmm... a Marine ship, we would have to find one that has already gotten treasure." Captain Stripe said thoughtfully
"aww who cares, lets just attack any random marine ship, preferably a big one."
"well a big one would have more treasure."

redmerv said'' lets go then!!''

"Go where?" Captain Stripe asked

''plundering machine ships'' redmerv answered

"yes but WHERE on the ocean are we going to find them?"

´´ I dont know'' answered redmerv quickly

well luckily for the Gear Line crew, they were pirates! and pirates don't need to go looking for marines, marines go looking for them! After a few minutes of sailing around aimlessly a marine flag appeared over the horizon.
Captain cog was taking a nap at the wheel, and Catain Stripe was ironing his clothes inside. neither notices the quickly approaching marine ship.

redmerv saw the ship coming and started to wake up his captains he said'' wake up wake up marine ship!!''

"wha-" the captain said, sleepy eyed.
Captain Stripe walked out "Did you say marine ship? shoot they're after our bounties."
Captain Stripe drew his sword, and slowly fitted it onto each finger of his right hand. "Well there not much we can do now except wait for them. Cog, you man the wheel. Red, you and me are the boarding crew. Well, we'll board whats left." Captain Stripe said with a chuckle.
Captain Cog smiled broadly and brought the ships bow around to face the marines head on. He pulled a lever next to the helm and a roar started from the belly of the ship. Two large paddle wheels emerged on each side of the ship, and started spinning rapidly. Then an arm holding a large gear lifted on the front end of the ship as the gear starte to rotate. "Everything's ready and running" Captain Cog said smiling even wider. "Lets go show those Marines what the Rending Ryan is made of!" He brought the ship up to twice is cruising speed and brought the large saw in the front of the boat down to almost water level. "Brace for impact!" Captain Cog shouted.

Redmerv readied for the battle he created a dough suit and jumped in it he yelled ''Iam ready when you are''

A cannon ball rocketed towards Redmerv, These marines were well prepared with forward facing cannons. In 1/10 of a second, the cannon ball would strike Redmerve in the stomach.

redmerv his battle suit of dough was ready and the cannon ball hit him, but it was stuck in his suit. he throwed the cannonball back. Redmerv said'' cog stripe your turn''

Just after the cannon ball was thrown back, the large saw on the front of the ship connected. It was spinning vertically and began to literally cut the marine ship in half right down the center! A loud grating sound, and the sound of splintering wood filled the air. Small bits of wood flew up into the air as the ships front began to sink as it filled with water. The ship was thoroughly crippled now and Captain Cog Stopped the saw. "Go now Stripe"
"Cmon kid" Stripe said as he jumped onto the damaged from end of the boat. He dashed forward, cutting the neck of the first marine. he then disappeared into a cloud of dust and a crowd of marine henchmen.

redmerv followed him and punched 3 marine guys he saw overboard. redmerv yelled'' these guys dont even know how to hold a sword''

"We marinessss don't neeeed ssswordssss" a raspy hissing voice came from Redmerv's left. (its not a snake dont worry) a skinny guys with a small tuft of black hair came into view. He had large curled big toes, and short arms pulled in. He face seemed a bit elongated, and his mouth contained sharp teeth.
(guess what he is)

redmerv saw the little man and slapped him with his battle suit arm.''how will you beat us then ''

((a gnome??))

((who said he was little?))

The man stepped back avoiding the slap.
"Clawssss and Teeeeth will work just fine" The man said as his back began to hunch and he grew a bit taller. His toes arched off the ground and grew long talons. His arms shrank and grew claws as well. His snout lengthened and his teeth grew bigger and sharper. "Good luck facing a Raptor" The man said and then he started running in a circle around Redmerv Hissing all the while.

redmerv used his battlesuit multiple arms.attack turn battlesuits arms into several smaller ones protruding in all directions, and brings them all in for a synchronized curved swipe at a single target.

Since no globs of dough came from above, The Raptor-man jumped into the air with his powerful legs towards Redmerv. He came down and attempted to rake Redmerv in the face with the talons on his feet.

redmerv tried to dodge and used his dough machine gun on the raptor guy

Redmerv's attempt to dodge failed as he forgot the important reality that the raptor man had 2 taloned legs, he received a nasty cut on his left cheek, this attack also threw his Dough Dough Machine Gun off target, only hitting the Raptors other leg. The force of the dough on his leg caused the raptor to tilf forward in the air, this brought its mouth dangerously close to Redmerv's right shoulder, and the Raptor man attempted to chomp down on Redmerv's right shoulder. His teeth would easily pierce through any dough that might be there to protect Redmerv.

redmerv stepped aside'' I didnt wantd to use this weapon this early but I have to'' he grabbed his portable oven cannon loaded dough in it and fired cookies even faster then a machine gun at the raptor in the whole area and even in the air so he cant dodge it

((you have to be more descriptive with your dodging, saying "he dodged" or "he stepped to the side" is way too vague and reduces the quality of the role playing))
The raptor man opened his mouth and started eating cookies at an insane rate. However after a few minutes his cheeks were full and his now overweight head fell forward. He was struck in the face by a multitude of cookies. Luckily for him raptor scales are pretty tough and the cookies did little lasting damage. After The torrent of fresh baked cookies stopped, The Raptor man spat a large glob of dough at Redmerv.