Cheesiest pick up line

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:24 am

man you know whats crazy? I think Ill bring this thread back to cheasy pick up lines like it started!

"do you date harvard graduates? because I can come up with other lies"

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:25 am

Heres a good one

Go on a date with me, and when the world is mine, your death will be reconsidered

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"Im new to town, can i have directions to your Place?"

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 13, 2010 2:45 pm

"I must be hungry. I'm eating you with my eyes."
Also, I have an avatar. Yay.

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:19 pm

"I have an avatar. Yay." I'll have to try that one out.

"Could it be? Someone better looking than me? Nope, but you're close enough."

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:20 pm

Iggy wrote:: "I have an avatar. Yay." I'll have to try that one out.

You know I didn't intend that as a pick-up line Iggy.

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:23 pm

I know full well.

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:02 pm

Baby, somebody better call God, 'cause he's missing an angel!

(this one made me lol -->) Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:44 pm

Baby there is no I in US

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Don't be so picky... I wasn't!

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:22 pm

Wander wrote:: Don't be so picky... I wasn't!

= Win line.

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WOOOT! I WIN!
*Gives himself a Cookie*

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:02 am

Peter Pan once said. "If you believe in anything you will fly". But why if I believe that you love me I fall in love with you?" lol XD

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I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:19 am

Feel my shirt

Thats boyfriend material

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:53 pm

Did you just fart? 'Cause you're blowing me away!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Subject: Re: Cheesiest pick up line Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:27 pm

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

When God made you, he was showing off

Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be.

Lets play house, you be the screandoor and i'll bang you all night long.

You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?

You have nice legs. What time do they open?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.