Cheesiest pick up line

I thought this would be funny to do, what is the cheesiest pick up line you can come up with?

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

If we were vowels, I'd put Y and I together..

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you've got 'Fine' written all over you.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me

Wheres the tag? The one that says, made in heaven?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind aaaaaall day.

You must be on fire, because your HOT!

(Lol, made that one up )

Wanna see a magic trick? *touch hands with the person*
Did you feel it? 'Cause I know I felt the magic.

DELETED


cuz it was naaaaaaasty...

note that conduct rules still apply

KEEP IT APROPRIATE

inderstood admin sama, by the way, so far zoros babes, lines are the best, lol

This one is stupid so I would never use it but it is the cheesiest pick up line thread, not the best pick up line thread.
"Do you have moon pants? Cause your butt is outta this world!"
Here's another one,
"I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?"
One for the road
"Are you really this beautiful, or do you just remind me of myself?"
And a fourth for free
"If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?

(thanks by the way nikz )

(Nice one Zoros_babe)
"The word of the day is legs. So lets go home, and spread the word."
"Are you a magnet? 'Cause I'm attracted to you."
"I can see the future, you will be giving me your number."
"Are you an alien, because you just abducted my heart."

(thanks )
I think I need a map, I seem to be lost in your eyes.

I have amnesia, do I come here often?

Can I take your picture? I want santa to know EXACTLY what I want for christmas.

Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you were.

I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem to keep them off you.

Hey, let's make like fabric softener and snuggle.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

You must be a great thief because you just stole my heart.

TheBlackLuffy wrote:

If we were vowels, I'd put Y and I together..

FAIL
Its "I'd put U and I together"
What you wrote, Y, makes no sense.

Zoros babes ones are the best so far, lol

are you drunk yet or do I have to keep trying

Wow Admin-Sama...I think you've actually USED that before xD

Are you an overdo book? Because you have fine, written all over you.

I'm sorry, I was staring into your beautiful eyes.

TheBlackLuffy wrote:

Are you an overdo book? Because you have fine, written all over you.

Why on earth would an overdo book have "fine" written on it?

And honestly, Zoros just posted nearly the exact same thing, but hers actually made sense:
"Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you've got 'Fine' written all over you."

InTents wrote:

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.

You must be a great thief because you just stole my heart.

TheBlackLuffy wrote:

If we were vowels, I'd put Y and I together..

FAIL
Its "I'd put U and I together"
What you wrote, Y, makes no sense.

LOL, FAIL xDD

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

and last but not least..

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.


BEAT THAT!

TheBlackLuffy wrote:

Wow Admin-Sama...I think you've actually USED that before xD

"my two favorite things are comitment and changeing myself" works alot beter

TheBlackLuffy wrote:

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Hmm, I believe I already used that sir.

Check the post RIGHT ABOVE YOURS.

Face it TBL, every post of yours in this thread has included one fail.