A rap battle

respect

i laughed my ass off ..
im watching this for the lulz

1st: Admin-Sama, that was amazing. Your summary of how to be a pimpin dawg is perfect.
2nd: I feel tired and stretched out, so my raps gonna be flat, but here goes nuthin'.

Keo, my good friend, lets get the deal straight.
You must try to understand Me n Intent's fate.
We're rappers here, the best you'll find mate.
By the time you were born, t'was already too late.

You came screamin' out her vagina, cryin' for a teat
Intents and I were watching, rapping a beat.
And then we did her. (The nurse. She was a real treat.)
(We wouldn't do your mom, cuz we're way too leet)

Alas poor Keo, I knew him well.
Yet now-he-can-only-burn in rappers hell.
From the word go, everyone here could tell.
Couldn't hold a beat, so thats where he fell.

I need a One Piece reference, like Luffy needs meat.
Thats one thing Kao taught me, it's really quite neat.
One Piece and rap mix together, its all a big treat.
So shut up and swallow Keo, thats the taste of defeat.

Like Crocodile in Arabasta, put up a good fight.
But our rapping beat? Noone beats our might.
Unlike your Mom, our rhyming skills are tight.
So when you die little kiddy, plz head for the light.

*picks up mike* And now... the finale.
Maxing rap and still we kill.
Intents and I seeking thrills
We keep beatin beatin beatin beatin beatin beatin beatin
with no cessation, we rhyme with perfect precision.
You need permission, to enter this forum rap battle without perfection.

That... was.... skill....

I have to agree with my homie Endark
just GTFO you stupid nark.
Theres one thing though I must disagree
He won't go to rappers hell, as you see.
He doesnt qualify as one, or is he a she?
he's way worse than n'dark an me

We were there when you were born, as he said.
And yes we did the nurse, you and your mom fled.
Now go away, cuz your face will be red.
If you show yourself again we will punch you in the head.

I think you should just learn how to throw a beat
Your worse than a walrus, and that is a feat.
Everyone knows that walruses can't rap
But compared to you theyre geniuses OH SNAP

By the way, about that movie
It wasn't even good, not even slightly.
Robin Hood is terrible
It isn't even bearable.
Never go and watch it
It was total utter shit.

It was almost as bad as Keo's song
Oh wait lol sorry that was wrong.
Nothing deserves to be insulted that strong.

C...C..C...COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Oh snap, he's dead. You think we killed him Intentz?

Quote :

Oh snap, he's dead. You think we killed him Intentz?

True that, homes.

i think the movie was okay :

It was meh except for Admin-sama's gentleman's speak.

We demand new rapping blood. One worthy to join us.

ill try even though i suck at rapping

None of ya can Rap, It's the problem of this generation
You pass ur time with, facebook, jokes and playstation
While i be in my room making a rap Dectation
So hollywood becomes ready for my debut penetration
I got the X-ray, so i see noobs in my way
Nigga what you Say?, Imma make you sleep in the clay
You bed is some hay, With some roof decay
Rap rainin on your head all night all day

Loaprocks homie, don't even try
When it comes to rappin us brothers aint shy
We'll beat you with our hands behind our backs
We own on forums, MSN and fax.

Your rap is so pathetic
I wanna go to a medic
I think your dislexic
I j-just said it.

Me and my brother
We rap like no other
We will smother

auch, damn youre good
im like
youre like

i give up

Yo, Tents and Darkend
I'll side with Keo, now
OPRP representin'
Lemme show you kids how

Yo this shiz is just bad
Yo ya rhymes are so sad
Y'rap like a little kid
Molested by his dad
Every line you spin
Fallin' so damn flat
And both a you talkin'
All this god damn crap
How you both so great
And you both salivate
Strokin' eachother's cock
Kids, you must be on rock
All your words so fake
All your work so lame
You're a big mistake
It's a god damn shame

Coz we-
Are guuuuunna-
Take-
All that pride you bring
All ya fake bling bling
And we-
Are guuuuunna-
Break-
Every goddamn thing
'Till they crown us king

You can't see how you're failin'
You must need some new glasses
Coz it must be hard to see
With your heads up your asses
Your rap is like some kinda
Grade-school Poetry corner
So I hope you don't mind a
Little help so I'll warn ya
When we play it's for keeps
And no one lays it like Speaks
So crawl up unda the sheets
And hide away from my beats

'Coz we-
Are guuuuuna-
Make-
Such a god damn scene
Till ya eyes turn green
And we-
Are guuuuuna-
Shake-
Your world to the ground
Take a look around

It's endin...yo, it's endin.
Hn hn! It's ova.

Yo son! Give me a beat!



Jols is 'ere, reppin' the OP crew!
What, you really thought I was gonna let this through!?
Lookin' at kids, with mics hatin their spits
Must be rampant haliotosis
You can't seem to find any flossy
Just go get some, make your mouth glossy
I can smell it coming through my ISP
Worse than a magnets line by ICP

And most of this ain't even rap
More like a circle session of fap fap
I pressed the B button, on your evolution
Stopping the Koffing, like a Persian
So I depose you, like the Shah
What could you possibly bring against moi?
You see, you can't stop my attack
The f**king Prince of Bel Air got my back

And even you'll admit
I'm jiggy with it

Yo. I'm with like, these fools,
It doesn't matter, coz I'm really cools,
I don't listen to my grandma, so I can stay out late,
I screw so many big booty bitches I hardly have time to masturbate,
I know what I want, and I know how to get it,
I'm ripping off the Sex Pistols, and I know you can bet it.

The Police man, what do they know?
They lied and said my prostitute was a hoe.
Now I'm off topic like, real mad(Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad),
But it's okay, because my rapping is good, not bad(Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad).

I'm down the flow,
You know how I go,
Say it ain't so,
I don't advocate doing blow,
Holding is a crime, yo,
I rap so good I got dough,
My main nigga is named Joe,
Female deers are called doe,
You can kill a knight with a crossbow.

I like, burned y'all asses real bad,
My rapping is like, real mad,
I used that rhyme before,
I guess that's the fault of my lore,
I lack that needed rapper je ne sais quoi,
Perhaps I should just hit the spa.

Peace.

Yo you kids, just get away
Your raps so bad, even today
I don't even wanna stay
Cuz your so bad its really gay

All three of you, just leave this place
I'll rap you out, into disgrace
Ill spray your eyes, with some mace
With this ryhme i'll be like ACE

So homies just ditch this floor
Your rapping sucks, its really a bore
I can't handle any more
Your song is like a disgusting snore

You really suck, its pretty weird
Its pretty pathetic that you even appeared
You guys are really queered
Me an Dark's skill, is to be feared

Big ups to Keo, Kopawapatezy, The Unspeakable and Loparock; you're all pretty good.

intents and dark, I am disappoint. Step up your game.

Seriously, it's a goddamn shame
Gotta put up with this crap
So I'll crush you flies with my slap

My beam is way too intense
For this poser called intents
You might think livin' in one rocks
Until I put ya in a bum's box

He's got this worthless friend
He's way too simple ta bend
Just gotta call out his bitch
Leave both in some no name ditch

Bustahs can't hold their ground
Once the seeker has them found

My rhymes are like a hellfire missile
So Before lights out, listen for the whistle

Honestly, are you even serious?
ryhming intense with intents, thats hideous!
Seriously, your rap is SHIT
compared to you, Keo's a genius

You think that putting some random beat
In an aduo clip, you think its neat
Well let me tell you something you stupid ass
It isn't cool, go back to class

Get the hell out, of my thread
Get out now, its the end.
On your way out, close the door
I don't want your shit, in here any more

This is actually getting dumb
Why go we have to rap 'gainst this bum
He sucks like shit, they keep getting worse
Theres no good rappers, I hope your voice goes horse

InTents dawg, I see what ya doin'
You gettin' desperate
Because y'know that ya through and
You whinin' real hard
Because y'know that ya losin'
Tellin' us to leave son
Because y'know ya got bruises

It's real easy to say that our shit's no good
If you could do better, you know that you would
But ya can't so you spit sixteen empty-ass disses
I'm dishin' out crits while you dishin' out misses
Ya startin' ta sweat because y'know that ya hated
But give us some respect, y'know ya'll are over-rated

Do you even know what a meter is?
Ya ever try a rhyme that wasn't textbook shiz?
Did ya ever stop and think you could learn from this?
Did ya read a damn word before ya moan and piss?

Kopa, J0ls, Speak and Keo
We roarin' loud yo
Like we was all Leos
We dodgin' bullets yo
Like our names was Neo
We droppin' road rollers
Like our names was Dio

Za Warudo, yo, Za Warudo.

Honestly, this started out as fun
Now you guys are here someone hand me a gun
You guys are so bad, you suck a ton
Just take a hike; go on and run

You guys are ACTUALLY horrible
Dudes, its not even meritable
Your the worst people I've ever seen
At this rap, I'm not trying to be mean

I'm being completely totally honest
Those raps made be feel sick; regardless
Me and Dark are clear the better rap artists
Compared to you, us two are flawless

Unspeak, your first paragraph
Nothing ryhmed, it wasnt even worth a laugh
Seeing you guys's raps
I wanna cry, at how bad you act

You little kids are so predictable
A little competition and you're up at arms
Your whiny little insults are just despicable
Ya gotta try a little to do any harm

Yo ya whinin, ya cryin', ya bitching, ya moanin'
Yo rollin' all around on the ground straight groanin'
Like a kid who just dropped his ice cream
Y'see a little trouble and you up and scream

Now let's have a little lesson in rhyming, bee
"doin'" and "through and"
"losin'" and "bruises"
All basically rhyme approximately
Just go look it up on the damn Wiki

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_meaning_of_approximate_rhyme

Y'got a single line that isn't an insult?
Work a little harda and then sulk.

I wasn't talkin bout that, mon!
I meant "real desperate", "hard" and "son"
Those didn't ryhme with anything
Whats the deal, whats the thing?

I think I've said enough with you fools
I'll leave the rest to Enadark he's cool
Why can't you just admit your defeat?
Me and my homie, we're pro and neat.

I see junior's ready for lesson two of three
A little line about a thing called the "Rhyme Scheme"

[ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyme_scheme ]

See every line don't always gotta rhyme with another
You can rhyme every line or just every other
See? Now y'learn a little and a little at a time
My brother,
Y'gettin better just by gettin' ya face owned
Because a,
Important part a life is letting go
My nucka.

((as I said before, I'm letting Endark rap for a bit now. Just wait for him to log on))

The old guard has been replaced
This whole damn thread been laid waste
By newbs who got some taste
So leave with your disgrace
Or a piss pool will take your place

Intents has admitted defeat
Left his bitch to mop up his mess
A Republican Guard retreat
He flew like some Pony Express

((It is not to worry. My English is the bad and need to resting. Since you did the many raps you can breaking now, so later is his turn upon which perhaps both the you can raps together for great fun. I will await you upon Kopa returns.))