Salty and Johnny's Travels NPCs list

I presume that I can post characters too now and then right? For example, Douche?

No not necessarily, but if you want then okay

Weeeeell, I'll post him; he's a funny one anyway.

Name: Douche Louche

Age: 31-40

Bounty: 0

Species: Human

Occupation: Pirate (Left Crew)

Allegiance: Marines

Home Village/Ocean: ???

Appearance:
Douche is an average-sized man, with a semi bald top, a somewhat long nose, wrinkles on his forehead, but blue, surprisingly deep and beautiful eyes. His jawline is also perfect, his white teeth shinning even in the dark!
When first encountered, he was wearing torn up and dirty clothes, as well as boots filled with holes. After the events at Whiskey Peak, the man now wears a simple black shirt with the logo "Troll You" on the chest, bluejeans as well as sandals instead of the boots. He also carries around a jacket, wrapped around his waist. He also seems to carry a large mallet about as long as his size, if not a bit longer, which Douche has the habit of somehow pulling it out of hammer's space; although this is probably a comedic effect rather than some sort of power or special ability.

Personality:
He's a troll; pretty much what you expect from this meme-related term. Although he tents to give off the impression that he's completely stupid, he's shown to be actually smart enough, it's just that he gets distracted too easily, and also lets his trollish side get the best of himself. He seems to believe in fairy tales, and gets scared of stuff such as "mermaids" or "demons". He has a habit of failing to say someone's name correctly, or using random things of their character as nicknames. He is also mildly perverted.

Abilities and powers:
While he usually goofs around and it's hard to give any estimations, Douche is actually a very capable fighter, should the need arise. He was able to dodge bullet shots, although right after he'd stop moving to complain about the usage of guns, and was also able to land a hit on Johnny, as well as dodge a few of his attacks, before getting beaten up by the marine. He also seems to have enough raw strangth to lift a wooden & rock mallet about as large as he is, and pummel his enemy. He also sustained little injuries from fights against several bounty-level pirates, and was able to recover really fast.

History: ???