Break the wish

and your wish?

To rule the universe with complete immortality and always having fun.

But this fun gets dull since you are not able to do anything besides this "Fun" you speak of. Everyone wants to work at some point to keep them preoccupied. Getting everything will only spoil you or life is boring without having expectations.

And your wish?

I ran out...

I wish for infinite wishes!

you get them but they all backfire and every time you say "I wish" and arrent actualy making one it comes true

And your wish?

b-daman was popular

It is popular, but you are shot in the face.
I wish for a copy of left 4 dead 2.

with a b-daball?

the disk contains left 4 dead 2 but it also contains a file which prevents your gameing system from funtioning ever again

I wish that Mewtwo was in Brawl.

He is, but is the weakest character.

I wish I had $50

You do, but it is $50 in Canadian money.

I wish I could do the moon walk with tennis-shoes.

you walk on the moon with nothing but tennis shoes

I wish I wasnt such a loser

You become cool, but the popularity goes to your head and you abandon all your friends.

I wish I was a beter judge of character.

you see everyones flaws and cant find it in yourself to forgive anyone for anything

I wish I was validated

You are, but no one gives a crud.

I wish christmas music wasn't playing already...

Okay, they are still playing the monster mash.

I wish that I was a better artist.

You are, simple as that. Nothing goes wrong.

I wish I didn't go straight to thinking I'm worthless as soon as something happens to make me sad.

Ehem!! Does break the wish mean nothing?!

It does, but I didn't feel in the mood to break a dream.

Fine then. You don't feel worthless anymore, but you're in a wheelchair.

I wish for stretchy powers!

You can stretch, but you can't stop streching, so you go into the sun.

I wish I was a super ninja!

Your good enough to be classified as a threat, every ninja comes out of hiding to kill you.

I want an egg.