Break the wish

Yeah, it really doesn't matter....

I wish for a laser fish.

You get a laser fish, but I get the cuffs. I use the cuffs to kill the laser fish.

I wish I could do the power stance.

Mark Gormley challenges you to a powerstance off. You are killed.

I wish for a bowl of noodles.

You get noodles, but they are in acidic broth. It burns your skull.

I wish I could travel to the moon with everything I need.

The moonites get you.

I wish for everything to go as planned.

your plan was flawed

I wish for the sun to stay the same as it is now

Sure, but human beings kill each other but with nukes.

I want to preform a flying leap.

You'll break your back.

I wish I could do the falcon punch.

you turn in to light just like the first captain falcon did

I wish others would admit pirates are better than ninjas

they do but they kill everyone and everything thats not a pirate

I wish someone understood me

They understand you, but they act like a biologist disecting a frog, instead of an empathetic.

I wish sarcasm was chlorine gas, and I had a functional gas mask.

((that hit close to home didnt it there cookie... (-_-)"""))

everyone you know dies, you are all alone

I wish all the guns in the world were suddenly bunnies

((Yep.))
They are bunnies, but their like the rabbit from monty python and the holy grail

I wish their was enough grenades to defeat all the killer bunnies.

((really sorry... wasnt thinking, then again when do I?))

you do but then you are given the task of cleaning up

I wish that every time someone was feeling suicidal they got just what they needed to cheer up

They do, but what they need to cheer up is play horrible dance pop at high volumes.

I wish that I could magically play guitar.

thats why the wish has its balances, the music makes people mad, then depressed, then suicsiadal, then they get what they need to ^^

you can but you cant stop, ever, not to eat, sleep or go to the bathroom

I wish nothing was imposible

(Playing guitar forever wouldn't be that bad)
Nothing is impossible in theory, but you're brain limits you. You cannot do these things that are possible because you will not let yourself.

I wish that I had a loyal army of gorillas that throw sharks.

you get your army but you must feed, shelter, and clean up after them, PETA will sue you if even one of them dies

I wish for a working understanding of quantum phisics

You understand it, but the world still implodes.

I wish I could sell the moon for cheese.

you dorwn in the cheese you get and the moon is owned by the most evil beings in the universe

I wish everyone had one other person just for them

They do, but they are so horrible babies cry at the very mention of their names.

I wish I was king of one grain of sand

You are the king of one grain of sand, but it is repossessed, and replaced with a grenade. And no pin.