A never ending story with many authors

shrews, as said in the book of secrets known as...

the taming of the shrew written by Steven...

Hawking, Shakespeare just stole his idea.the secrets hidden within the book could cause...

the appochalips, which was stolen from STeven Hawking by god so that he can do...

great and terrible things because of how much a of a prick he is. He'd even...

Punch a baby in the face if it showed his people who's incharge. He was stopped from punching a baby by...

Chuck Norris, one of the few that surpass god. These immortal beings include Bruce Lee...

Mr. T and Stephen Colbert, who was inducted into this category for...

amazing Comedy and his acts of great courage in the great war against...

bears! Who had recently formed an alliance with...

the oompa-loompas, the fish, the dwarves of middle earth and plot to...

destroy the most truthiness filled country, America.

which in reality wasn't the truth, they wanted to take over the prosperous Island-State of...

Rhode Island. Which holds the world's best turkey hidden in the filth covered city of...

Detroit, the home of the icky Red Wings, and...

the kidnapped punxatawney phil. He was kidnapped for...

ransom, for the martians wanted to get the world's supply of fresh baked...

bread. As this bread was made of...

cotton-soybeans, the rarest bean in all of...

the bean kingdom. These bean kings ruled over the legendary...

Beanstar, but our hero had to keep it away from the evil...

Lord Malgar. Necromancer with the plot to break into the land of the dead and...

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to defeat the evil monster Grogkan who eats...

children. Our story begins one fine mid-

morning when the hero went to get breakfast. As you cannot wage war on a...