A never ending story with many authors

Stafie

(Stafy is coming to America! ...with the name Starfy. Bleh!)

...But I digress. Our story only truly begins in the quaint little town of...

sparta where a messanger form pursia is soon to vist the king

who is in a frightful mood after his earlier ordeal with...

the lung cancer he got from chain smoking 5 packs every day. The cigarettes were created from foul magics deep within the lair of the...

...Leopard King, who spent all his time and money inventing things to kill Leonidas. Having finally accomplished something, he decided to...

((way big thread necromancy for the good of the site))

go buy a cake, with the strange flavor of...

Peanutbutter, strawberry's,chocolate and...

...almond, with a side order of fries and...

a milkshake. Specifically a vanilla flavored for it's strange...

Texture that he didn't quite enjoy, but never could resist. After his feast he planned a suprise visit to...

canada home of the only moon mounted...

Hyper-sensitive Photocamera to see...

the location of the ultimate weapon in...

Oklahoma, because no one would look there. This weapon was capable of...

Destroying the moon, but no one would do that because...

This isn't DragonBall Z. So instead, it would be used to burn holes in peoples pockets, spilling their contents and makeing them easier to steal. With all that pocket change, they could easily fund their...

trust fund to buy out the internet which was only possible because...

4chan apparently accepts the currency of...

burritos, which could be bought 10 for a penny at...

Roybertito's, now with Dr.Tran B-B-B-Bean Cup! With burritos at prices so ridiculously low, they could buy millions with all their acquired pocket change, that is unless they are stopped by...

the burrito amigos! who have caught Roybertito's stealing for their secret supply in...

Northern Nicaragua, home to the University of Evil, Nasty, Caniving...

Rodent tamers. These men were especially dangerous as they tamed...