I can't defeat Iken (Parody)

Okay so this a parody of the song I can't Defeat Air Man. I thought it'd be funny because everyone talks about how invincible Iken is. Cob said it was fine so here we go XD



Lyrics: (not finished)

My name is Black Luffy
And I have come to see again and again
Against the same guy every time I repetitively Die.
I never will give up
As I attempt to be this damn Yonkou dude
But I see that I'm fighting my with strongest Guy

If he gave permission then I'd be fine
It would make it so much easier to butt rape Iken
But Every Time, Some how Every Time, Some how every time I lose.

I can't defeat Iken
No matter how I try to keep up with his Speed he just out runs me again
Even though I can get Behind him its no use, I sneak attack but he just jumps away in the end.
I story build like I am
But every post I make its clear that Iken has just gotten stronger again.
And even though I lose, Cob this is my plan
I'll make a Ass Stronger Character to fight kill Iken Man

(Instrumental)

It just accourd to me
That we have another new member again
But at the same day every time he just bound to die
He made a touchy joke
And now he's bound to die no matter what he does
Because he pissed off Our Fluffy Bunny Overlord

If I only had the knowledge he'd be fine.
It would make it so much easier to calm down Admin.
But every time, Sadly every time, Sadly every time I can't.
I can't calm down, Julian.
No matter how I try to dodge his Hurricane of Rage he kills me again.
And even though he can stop
The slightest word you say can spark another twenty twelve and it'll be the end
And you can run, Soru fast
But it is pointless because Admin-sama will simply kill you again

We know that your new
So this is the plan
Keep your mouth shut and pray to Your God that you don't get banned


(Wicked Instrumental)

If he gave permission then I'd be fine
It would make it so much easier to butt rape Iken
But Every Time, Some how Every Time, Some how every time I lose.

I can't defeat Iken
No matter how I try to keep up with his Speed he just out runs me again
Even though I can get Behind him its no use, I sneak attack but he just jumps away in the end.
I story build like I am
But every post I make its clear that Iken has just gotten stronger again.
And even though I lose, Cob this is my plan
I'll make a Ass Stronger Character to fight kill Iken Man

RTTGL fan media?

but wheres the parody? arrant those just the actual lyrics?

Awe, I thought you were going to actually do something cool and edit the video....Oh well....

I just posted the Lyrics XDD Rotfl
It's all jokes. Don't kill me!

I thought I was missing audio on the video as well, oh well its still kinda funny

I move to kill TBL. Any supporters?

Hmm, I might be in Major. What do you have planned? XD

Fuck you guys XD

I second the motion as well

I plan that we trap him in an arena and jump from each side of the arena, bumping him while shooting some sort of projectile. This plan should work unless he has some leaves to clog my fan....

*Collects all of the leaves in the gerneral area* Anyway, I was hoping for something a little cooler, but they lyrics are enough :/

*tilts head* How much does TBL pay me to become his protection against this plan to have him killed ? O:

shadow, its not TBL, its Cobs character Iken

Nik, if you scroll up, you will realize why I said that xD

this is all rather improbable and Im considering locking the thread if the death threats persist