twenty statements

heres how this game works, if you could have ten magic items and ten transformations what would you take and why (you cannot use anything from any canon)

*another fail thread is born~*

well Ill start (and presumably Finnish)

Magic items:
1. Boots of cloud walking
2. A stick that makes those who are hit by it vomit
3. A peach tree that grows fruit that acts as a cure all
4. A nail gun that can pin people down by their shadows
5. The "look anywhere" telescope (used to look in to peoples thoughts mostly)
6. A doorway to the Internet
7. An unbreakable, never ending mechanical pencil that's eraser never gets worn down or mucked up and always makes the proper lines, #2 just because I am so frusitated
8. A genie who alows me to wish for more genies
9. a looking glass that alows me to replicate things by their reflections
10. Time machene powered by ignorance

Transfomrations:
-A rhsus monkey
-An electic eel
-A fruit bat
-Mist
-A suit of armor
-A mini lop rabbit (obviously)
-A preying mantis
-An idea
-A flying car (yes the form of one)
-a warren of mini lops (obviously)

And as an idea you would become bullet proof.

Items
1. A wish lamp with two wishes, which can be used to wish for more wishes. [/Munchkin[]
2. A magical cleaning/organizing machine.
3. A small token that lets me summon any information I need to my mind by holding it.
4. A token which summons a portal to a private plane of existence.
5. Shoes that let me teleport arbitrary distances.
6. Another small token which lets me summon any item I own, including the token itself to me at will to my hands.
7. A token to stop, speed up and slow down time, either from my perspective or for everyone. (Tokens are fun!)
8. YET ANOTHER small token which makes me immune to all harm from any source.
9. IT'S A... token. Of telekinesis.
10. Glasses that let me see anything. Like thoughts.

Transformations
1. Air
2. A bear.
3. A dragon as per European legend.
4. A god, omnipotence included.
5. A frog.
6. A me in better shape
7. An infinitely morphic form, capable to shaping into anything.
8. A photon.
9. A housecat.
10. A form capable of mashing together any of the other forms detailed.

oh my god MUNCHKIN! I love that game!

I'm referring to the munchkin player type actually. One who abuses the rules for unfair advantages.

oh, I was refering to the card based RPG where it is the object of the game to abuses the rules for unfair advantages

Items
1.)a cake that makes me in better shape and cant be eaten up
2.)token that lets me have a program that lets me crack anyone's password(s)
3.) a computer that let me gain admin status on this awesome site
4.) glasses so i can read peoples thought
5.) pocket that with infinite 1$ bills in it
6.) translator that makes me understand animals speech
7.) boots that can teleport me
8.) gloves that can write my homework
9.) a pillow that gives me knowledge while sleeping
10.) chewing gum that can show me the future
Transformations
1.) God
2.) Woman
3.) Bird
4.) Lion
5.) Mole
6.) a photo
7.) Chuck norris
8.) Dog
9.) Website
10.) Devil

ooooh so your a potential site hacker.... get ready to be banned

just kidding... I trust you enugh