back by popular demand; Get the last post!

you know we need posts when we do this one folks, the ultimate battle to get the last post, anything you can dream up is possible just follow standard RPing rules and please avoid destroying the universe ect

GO!!!!!!!!

Key was walking through Chicago, looking for a good hotdog. "I know Gene&Judes is somewhere..."

ten thousand rabid starfish are attacking the hotdog stand what are you going to do about it?

Key was shocked, and furious. "I'll save you Gene and Judes!" and he rushed at the starfish with firey bricks of doom from satan's castle.

they exploade as the bricks hit them but their large numbers still advance, there are ten thousand after all

Key pulled out a minigun. "I'll take as many of you b@stards with me as I can!" and he fired repeatedly at the starfish.

"Need a little help?" asked a mysterious voice from above. The Starfish all looked up to see, none other than, Iggeh! Conquering hero of Soap Town. Iggy drew his bat (which had three nails through it) and swung at the starfish, knocking fifty of them back, and impaling four more. "Blast it all!" cried Iggy, "There's just to many!"

Key took a long belt of grenades and pulled all the pins before throwing the belt at the starfish. "Run! I'll hold them off!"

Julian's Mii sat on his throne watching the scene from the high rise office "hmhmhmm most intresting" he mused to himself taking another sip of coffee as he saw the starfish being fended back by the two brave users "shall I call them off sir?" asked Lex Luthor suddenly "dont be so haisty Lex hmmm lets see how far thease two get first" he watched with intrest as they advanced suicidaly forward at Iggy and Key

Porcupineman laughed evilly as he showed up. He through a nickel at Key and Iggy, laughing as the homeless men climbed out of the sewers attacking them for the ten cents.

Key was also distracted. "A ten cent nickel! Whoopee!" he said, diving at it and beating off the homeless man.

As one was defeated another one appeared. this was PorcupineMan's time to shine! He shot off his shot gun saying, "Get!" That didn't work at all. So he threw fifty cents into traffic.

Key brushed it off. "Two quaters is nothing. I have a ten cent nickel!" he said with a smile. "Oh right! The Starfish!" key said, remembering iggy fighting bravely for the freedom of the hotdog stand. Key pulled out two chainsaw swords and charged. "For the freedom of Hotdogs!"

As PorcupineMan turned into RabidGiraffe he commanded an army of giraffes to attack the Starfish (and Key).

Key sawed his way through the hordes of giraffe and starfish. Blood was everywhere, and more was coming. "For the Fatherland!" key yelled, pure audreniline keeping him going.

The giraffes had teamed up with the star fish, flinging them at key to destroy him. Things got crazy as RabidGiraffe mangled his rail gun trigger, firing at the hotdog stand.

Admin-sama stood on the roof of a speeding train "whats all that?!?" he said to himself seeing the massive fray in the city. He skillfully jumped down to the street and began look around assessing the situation, "Giraffes, starfish... and some of my users, this can only mean; the last post is in jeopardy!" he fitted his fighting gloves to his hands

As the hotdog stand was destroyed, key grew even more enraged, more audreniline pumping. "For the Fatherland! For Sparta! RAAAAAAARRR!" key now confusing history lessons.

RabidGiraffe ripped the gun off the turret, but the ammo belt stayed. So, he pulled out a particle accelerator and fired the beam at Admin-sama.

Admin-sama was taken by surprise by the beam which he just barely managed to avoid from the sound but was knocked over by the blast he did a back flip to get on his feet "looks like their really in a frenzy now..." he swiped his left hand sending the long sharp wires cutting through the giraffes and star fish

Zoros_babe_1 sat on a park bench nearby, eating a twinkie and clearly enjoying the spectacle. It had been a while since she had seen something this weird. Must've been...oh-- at breakfast. Finishing off the horribly fattening pastry, she licked her fingers and shoved her hands in her pockets.

"You guys need any help over there?"

Rabid Giraffe snorted, and then threw away the particle accelerator, to pull out a sawwed off shotgun, a pistol, a bat, and a baseball cap.

"Un-freaken-touchable!"

Blinking hard a couple times Zoros_babe_1 turned towards key and the others. Eye twitching, she looked back at RabidGiraffe. Backing away slowly she nods slowly.

"I see you're fin on your own then..." she says slowly, "I-- help these guys over here."

RabidGiraffe (a scout giraffe combo,) then preceded to run up to Zoros_babe_1, and circle her, while spamming "need a dispensah heeyah!"

Iggy looked up from the starfish to see that a Giraffe, who sounded as though he was from the Bronx, was attacking someone! "Cease and desist you fiend!" he shouted, pulling out his poison darts and a blowgun. Iggy loaded the tube with a dart and shot it at the Giraffe's neck...which was most of it.