The official "Billy Mays vs Vince Offer" thread

But it will be filth compared to

I dare you to try harder than that! WEEGEE IS POWERLESS!!!
*Face starts melting*

you cant have iggy's soul, because you dont know where he keeps it and dont guess ((no seriously dont F@#% around with souls Ill ban you))

It's under my mattress.

Mine is in the hands of the lord. No, just in my head.

If I even have one it should be up my but somewhere...... ((that'll keep you from looking for it! and its a good metafore for what a jerk I am!))

Does it hurt? You know, being inside your @$$ like that?

I'm gonna go puke my guts out.

hahah keymaster's a pervert

No iggy! I don't care what the kids say at school! You are thin!

I WANNA BE PRETTY! HURK! BLAHHHHHHH!!!!!

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hahah keymaster's a pervert

I don't know. The thought of it...oh god...I need some time to clear out my head.

Iggy...... if you dont want the gaurds to find you you beter stop! your at this deathcamp to STOP doing that! (inside joke)

I dont get the inside joke?

you know, my retreat for eating disorder sufferrers called "if you dont want me to postol whip you again you WILL eat that"

Oh yeah, it's all comin back...

I have an inside joke. Never Eat Toast Chimeras.

I have an inside joke to... but none of you would understand
"What about Heather's butt?"

That's just...whatever.

if you knew what happened you would get it.

Ok... How the hell did this thread get to this point...?

We do this sometimes. It helps with posting.

a freind of mine tested the shamwow and it didnt work, he even wrote an article about the experiment in the school newspaper. shows haw desperate our school is for news.

HAH! Take THAT Vince!

yeah it failed every test, it didnt even hold water well, it dripped all over the place.